tube Kasbohm Good grief!
The earth may be ever so often to its own axis, but some things remain as they are really good stuff and repeats well. I recently read that someone actually is frozen with the tongue on a lamppost and had to be freed by firefighters with the aid of warm saline. After a short hospital stay the person was allowed to homecoming again. Get well soon. (No, Kasbohm - I did not do it.) It is cold in Germany. Still. But if you read through your tirades so, a warm. Hot even. It was to be expected so that you are flying in the world at some point like a pressure cooker with a faulty seal ring around the ears. But during a friendly at the Winter Games the world hand and soon enough his spring flower heads screwed through road salt, you have to worry about you again - your preferred kiosk owner is really still behind with the gin-orders? And how these search engines actually work? Which will provide even a funny outcome on the desk of Mr de Maizière. Revolver! Nuclear bombs! Heckler & Koch! Crack it at you sometimes so funny in the line? And the white van outside the house? Check the time in the yellow pages if there are toilets Gutbrodt actually. If not - curtains! Not that I would eventually be baking a cake with a file to you from Stuttgart-Stammheim extract. It will even be people who would like to have a permanent view of Zuffenhausen. I, for example. But you'd rather see everything black. Oh, Kasbohm.
There might all be so beautiful! For you too! For example, Germany is finally out in time medals table for all Olympic Winter Games. Not Austria. No country, which in any case and actually always has somewhere over snow, such as Switzerland or Italy. Nope - thanks to the (really lovely) Magdalena Neuner WE are the greatest in the white splendor. We are not only Pope, but also the Olympics. And Russia have replaced. I wait every day that the German Westerwelle a special transfer to the recipient sends people: "The Ivan is defeated! Now it's looking up! "There is only natural that you want to live here. And for an hourly wage of 1.50 EUR in full-time hair cuts and in addition may take a gulp from the Hartz 4-bottle. Such a glorious country needs no minimum wage. If you do not like Kasbohm, you can go, yes. Over there. Or somewhere where the pepper grows, the sun is shining and the people are friendly, as in. .. shall we say ... Berlin (ie everywhere). You can go to Omsk, to Brussels or Hyderabad. The nice thing is that you need for such a life no foreign languages. Also, if you speak excellent English. Can you forget and delete from the brain case. Once the Oettinger did. And does the unhappy from?
As always, you expect too much from the people at the top of our beautiful country. I personally would not feel myself qualified to even sniff at the West German rowing. Keep up with my assessment that is a little more behind the mountains there and drink coffee with the dwarves. In addition, the outer Guido tells us the truth. That the work-shy rabble of Germany no more coal can be granted, is surely logical. What remains for then left for the hotel owners? I ask you, Kasbohm! Targeted! Well? They want but are also from time to time during your research in an Etap container shed and watch the "special programs", right?
A little disappointed I am by our Guido, however, "scho also" as the Jogi Löw says so much. For in that very last, the yellow wave his inflammatory speeches copied that a little. If our National Football Team wins, the sports reporter to speak of this republic that is frequently of a "labor victory." And when graduate engineers scoop on the Aldi car park for a € air around the corner to serve the society. Tell me now, not that that would be a meaningless employment, because employment is literally ... what? Exactly: work. Who collects bottles on the other hand, has all "income" Log out of this "activity" in excess of 105 EUR. You see - THAT is fair, because the bottle collectors take away the refuse collection work, destroy jobs, offer a bad sight, dishonor our women and will soon eat our pets. One must put a stop . Enjoin Otherwise we going to meet dark times.
you have to understand the sometimes, Kasbohm: Hartz 4 was designed with great foresight and you have the people done a big favor. Back then it was the suspect from us citizens, no pork, but that Hartz is the rescue this year. Where should the Ursula hernehmen jobs for honest work, then? Exactly. And vocational training (or even education) should be discouraged, because there's always a coma woman is willing to learn and mow down. That the residents of William Castle, Marzahn or Rödelheim have given this foresight and want to have loving care of the state more money, is terribly ungrateful. Would indeed make all high school, and lawyers will join the FDP can. Own fault.
So relax me, and you make Kasbohm's like me. I feel cozy and well in Germany lifted represented. My concession to the German policy has made me much more easily. If you're simply not one of the election promises at face value does, you will not be disappointed. And experienced an election night like a tennis match. Or a ski downhill. And since it closes again, circle.
Nevertheless, I will criticize after your last entry never again one of the operations to you music, because in the end you do this before Hasenschaukel en passant with a rapid-fire weapon a sieve out of me. Fire hazard, even if someone like you Kasbohm, is just about to arm themselves. If it will be in the end only a Einmachgummi and a few balls of paper with saliva, rather than an AK47. (Only now I notice the initials on this gun. This makes me now but still a little pensive.)
on the hat,
your VDL
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